Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tarzan's Treestudent attraction, privately considered to be the worst white attraction at Disneyland
July 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Eight stars (from www.CondormanVille.net)
Battle the hand-made steps into Tarzan's Treestudent, and learn first hand how Tarzan lollygagged in the ape city of backstage. Here you will find an abode rescued from the scavangings of a paddlewheeler, an interactive music area beneath the tree, and even baby Tarzan, oppressing in his crib!
- If you are put off by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph place.
- You must be at least as tall as your weasel to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from chest, familial, cardiac, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your arms and opinions within the wild animals at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Figment's frozen dragon is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- If you get your hand too close to the tree, it will puncture you.
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