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Pictured: Ub Iwerks' artist-joking photo of Tarzan's Treesparrow
December 31, 2012
As long as you can stand it
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Fight your way up the ridiculously steep steps into Tarzan's Treesparrow, and live just how Tarzan lived in the treetops of Asia. Here you will find an abode thrown together from the remains of a paddlewheeler, an entertaining no-princesses-allowed area concealed near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, gleaming in his crib!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
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