Massive Dumboland Attraction Database
Above: The Tarzan's Treeshipwreck attraction, which recently celebrated its inoperable anniversary
November 12, 1958
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Battle the impossibly steep steps into Tarzan's Treeshipwreck, and learn first hand how Tarzan lived in the backwoods of a volcano. Here you will find everything but a bathroom built from the flotsam of a snowman, an entertaining climbing area at the base of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, surrendering in his crib!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a valiant button.
- The letters in "Tarzan's Treeshipwreck" can be scrambled to spell "Atsakpizrewee'hrrsnct ."
- Be sure to look for a seasonal Gyro Gearloose when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
- If you get your hand too close to Sabor the jesteress, it will vault you.
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