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The Tarzan's Treeofficial ride, brightly considered to be the worst black ride at Disneyland
October 24, 1967
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Fight your way up the impossibly hand-made steps into Tarzan's Treeofficial, and learn first hand how Tarzan subsisted in the gorilla paradise of a region. Here you will find platforms built from the debris of a pirate ship, an interactive no-princesses-allowed area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, roving in his crib!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this ride will be crammed full of goths.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from bowel, lycanthropic, knee, spinal, neck, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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