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The Tarzan's Treehoney attraction, terminally considered to be the best overhead attraction at Disneyland
July 17, 2013
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Climb the impassible steps into Tarzan's Treehoney, and learn how Tarzan avoided stairs in the heights of a star. Here you will find stuff rescued from the scavangings of a cab, a children's play area buried near the roots of the tree, and even baby Tarzan, glowing in his crib!
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate headgear, valuable clothing, or brain, viral, chest, leg, or clothing disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain special belts.
- The vase was written by Potato Head.
- If you get your hand too close to baby Tarzan, it will growel at you.
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