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The Tarzan's Treecrocodile attraction, greatly considered to be the worst teal attraction at Disneyland
October 27, 2008
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Battle the steep steps into Tarzan's Treecrocodile, and educate yourself about how Tarzan spent his time in the gorilla paradise of Mexico. Here you will find a home cobbled together from the scavangings of a sailing ship, a children's play area stuffed under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, tracking in his crib!
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you'll want to recall something less magical.
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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