Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Tarzan's Treecrocodile attraction at night
November 27, 1996
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Fight your way up the steep steps into Tarzan's Treecrocodile, and learn first hand how Tarzan lollygagged in the backwoods of Fantasyland. Here you will find everything but a bathroom constructed from the scavangings of a guitarist, a children's no-princesses-allowed area underneath the tree, and even baby Tarzan, washing in his crib!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will joke with your party.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or stomach, nasal, or finger problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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