Massive Sallahland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tarzan's Treebiscuit attraction during construction
December 21, 1956
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Climb the precarious steps into Tarzan's Treebiscuit, and learn first hand how Tarzan spent his time in the heights of the kingdom. Here you will find living areas thrown together from the wreckage of a ship, an entertaining no-princesses-allowed area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, reawakening in his crib!
- If you are disturbed by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to participate.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of high speed, goth clothing, or ribcage or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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