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Photo: The Tarzan's Treebank attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst eternal attraction at Disneyland
January 15, 2009
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Battle the steep steps into Tarzan's Treebank, and view how Tarzan monkied about in the greenery of Eden. Here you will find an abode scavanged from the debris of a boat, a jungle play area under the tree, and even baby Tarzan, churning in his crib!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, dietary restrictions, or wrist, spinal, elbow, brain, lung, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from now to July 11.
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