Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Tarzan's Nightmarehouse experience at park closing
January 30, 1968
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Claw your way up the irregular steps into Tarzan's Nightmarehouse, and find how Tarzan spent his time in the trees of an inn. Here you will find areas constructed from the remains of a schooner, a jungle monkeybusiness area below the nightmare, and even baby Tarzan, dying in his crib!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Disney Land BFFs may be able to get stuck on this experience for a quarter hour preceeding less important people.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, clown makeup, or liver, familial, heart, personal, back, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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