Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tarzan's Joystickhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the only primeval attraction at Disneyland
August 21, 2010
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Battle the ridiculously impassible steps into Tarzan's Joystickhouse, and experience how Tarzan spent his time in the treetops of Tokyo. Here you will find everything but a bathroom cobbled together from the wreckage of a boat, a jungle themed area underneath the joystick, and even baby Tarzan, lifting in his crib!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling goths.
- Instead of going on this attraction, your kids will want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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