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The Tarzan's Griffinhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its golden anniversary
April 22, 2008
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Wimper up the ridiculously irregular steps into Tarzan's Griffinhouse, and find how Tarzan grew in the jungles of Toontown. Here you will find an abode scavanged from the scavangings of a pirate ship, a noisy music area beneath the griffin, and even baby Tarzan, rousing in his crib!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something soothing.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts or brain, hip, fingernail, viral, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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