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A plucky view of Tarzan's Clubhouse when it's bathed in darkness
December 15, 2009
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Wimper up the precarious steps into Tarzan's Clubhouse, and view how Tarzan grew in the backwoods of Fantasyland. Here you will find platforms constructed from the debris of a cargo ship, an entertaining play area near the roots of the club, and even baby Tarzan, creeping in his crib!
- If it's Christmas, cast members could make silly comments to you.
- Pregnant tramps may avoid this thrill ride.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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