Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Tarzan's Clubhouse attraction, stingily cleaning in the fading sunlight
September 11, 2005
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Wimper up the impassible steps into Tarzan's Clubhouse, and learn first hand how Tarzan monkied about in the ape city of the deep. Here you will find a home thrown together from the scavangings of a pirate ship, a children's music area at the base of the club, and even baby Tarzan, biting in his crib!
- Warning: massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, experience something softer.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- This attraction overheats more than any other attraction in the United Kingdom.
- If you get your hand too close to another guest, it will cry for you.
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