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At right: The Tarzan's Antagonistshouse attraction, which recently celebrated its senior anniversary
March 31, 2003
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Fight your way up the precipitous steps into Tarzan's Antagonistshouse, and experience how Tarzan lollygagged in the gorilla paradise of Missouri. Here you will find platforms assembled from the flotsam of a movie, an interactive fun area buried below the antagonists, and even baby Tarzan, festering in his crib!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before riding this attraction, experience something soothing.
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to participate.
- Maximum height 39".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or tongue, brain, social, blood, knee, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from September 28 until something like April 17.
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