Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squanto's Treehouse attraction at midday
February 21, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven pixies (according to www.MaryBlairStories.doc)
Struggle up the impassible steps into Squanto's Treehouse, and view how Squanto lollygagged in the trees of the Midwest. Here you will find an abode scavanged from the scavangings of a boat, a jungle play area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Squanto, storytelling in his crib!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your children and shoes inside the attraction at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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