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The Schweitzer's Treehouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst fantastic attraction at Disneyland
February 27, 1984
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Battle the ridiculously precipitous steps into Schweitzer's Treehouse, and learn first hand how Schweitzer existed in the gorilla paradise of a shop. Here you will find areas built from the debris of a sailing ship, a noisy no-princesses-allowed area underneath the tree, and even baby Schweitzer, boiling in his crib!
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable José photo thingy.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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