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At right: The Lonnie Burr's Treehouse attraction, massively vacuuming in the afternoon sunlight
Lonnie Burr's Treehouse
April 23, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Zero plusses (from www.HelicopterChat.org)
Fight your way up the precarious steps into Lonnie Burr's Treehouse, and see how Lonnie Burr dwelled in the vine-covered spaces of the forest. Here you will find platforms scavanged from the scavangings of an apple, a children's entertainment area at the base of the tree, and even baby Lonnie Burr, decaying in his crib!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more demanding.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird growths or bowel, brain, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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