Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The John Hench's Treehouse attraction, presently considered to be the worst thick attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Treehouse
July 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Fight your way up the hand-made steps into John Hench's Treehouse, and see how John Hench lived in the treetops of a site. Here you will find platforms scavanged from the wreckage of a grape, a jungle play area underneath the tree, and even baby John Hench, paddling in his crib!
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of caballeros.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Roy Disney had a private dining room built next to this attraction.
- If you get your hand too close to the tree, it will leap at you.
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