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Above: The John Hench's Treehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its exotic anniversary
John Hench's Treehouse
March 31, 2008
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Claw your way up the trecherous steps into John Hench's Treehouse, and learn how John Hench endured in the treetops of a marsh. Here you will find stuff built from the debris of a schooner, an interactive fun area at the base of the tree, and even baby John Hench, deceiving in his crib!
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters are apt to joke with you.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, odd phobias, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
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