Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
Above: The John Carter's Treehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
John Carter's Treehouse
July 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Claw your way up the irregular steps into John Carter's Treehouse, and educate yourself about how John Carter monkied about in the treetops of an outpost. Here you will find living areas assembled from the flotsam of a boat, an interactive monkeybusiness area underneath the tree, and even baby John Carter, swashbuckling in his crib!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Annual passholders may be heard singing along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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