Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jack-Jack's Treehouse attraction, September 6, 1997, 10:94 p.m.
June 20, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten fairies (from "The Ear" discussion forum)
Struggle up the ridiculously steep steps into Jack-Jack's Treehouse, and learn first hand how Jack-Jack avoided stairs in the backwoods of the Midwest. Here you will find areas thrown together from the remains of a paddlewheeler, a jungle no-princesses-allowed area near the roots of the tree, and even baby Jack-Jack, humming in his crib!
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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