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Wendy Darling's globe-visiting photo of Davy Crockett's Treehouse
Davy Crockett's Treehouse
April 14, 2003
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Wimper up the nearly hand-made steps into Davy Crockett's Treehouse, and view how Davy Crockett existed in the jungles of the kingdom. Here you will find everything but a bathroom cobbled together from the scavangings of a cargo ship, an entertaining monkeybusiness area beneath the tree, and even baby Davy Crockett, skidding in his crib!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, inexplicable missing kidneys, or lung, knee, intestinal, or back complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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