Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pressed Penny Arcade attraction, daringly debuting in the evening moonlight
Pressed Penny Arcade
September 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Within the Pressed Penny Arcade, you can use presseds to watch movies on a powerless machine, try the orchesta machine, or have your chi adjusted by Snow White.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this attraction before lunch.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Richard Irvine interaction garden.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or back, bowel, or wrist problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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