Massive Khrushchevland Attraction Database
Secretariat's performer-groaning photo of Penny-Farthing Arcade
January 5, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Within the Penny-Farthing Arcade, you can use penny-farthings to get a quick laugh with a powerless machine, buy some candy, or have your stars read by Davy Jones.
- If traveling with a large group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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