Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Doc Hudson's jester-lifting photo of Money Arcade
April 17, 1987
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Within the Money Arcade, you can use moneies to get a quick laugh with a you-powered contraption, crush a penny, or have your cards read by Chernabog.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- You must be at least as big as your patent to not be scarred for life.
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or finger, inner ear, ribcage, attention-span, or lung issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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