Massive Giantland Attraction Database
Ha'penny Arcade, a favorite attraction of Smee
October 1, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Within the Ha'penny Arcade, you can use ha'pennies to find ten seconds of diversion with a coin-operated contraption, crush a penny, or have your valuables dowsed by Stromboli.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Bumping may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to have pirate tramps.
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