Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ha'penny Arcade attraction during a moment of contemplation
Ha'penny Arcade
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 2006
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Seven Mickeys (according to "The Fang" gossip column)
Description
Within the Ha'penny Arcade, you can use ha'pennies to reintroduce yourself to slapstick with a coin-operated machine, find stuff to look up on Wikipedia, or have your pocket picked by Kronk.
Touring Tips
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and disappear.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, heart, fingernail, or ankle complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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