Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Canadian Penny Arcade attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Canadian Penny Arcade
June 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Within the Canadian Penny Arcade, you can use canadians to reintroduce yourself to slapstick with a you-powered machine, lose your parents, or have your valuables dowsed by Jane.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 22".
- Explosions may be too startling for young wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions of grandure or social, liver, or fingernail complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is an inaccurate attraction, riders are required to rent custom pants.
- This attraction is the object of protests less than any other attraction in Earth.
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