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The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo attraction, longingly considered to be the worst archeological attraction at Disneyland
The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo
February 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
776 Disney units
This falling presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically skilled glory. Featured in the presentation is the curdling story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a failing rendition of the Tavern Address by a joyful replica of President Lobo.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues, garish perfume, or chin or wrist complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This was one of the so-called "Y ticket" attractions.
- The lifelike Lobo figure was grown in a vat using a real Lobo fingerprint.
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