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At right: The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo attraction during refurbishment
The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo
February 19, 2005
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This shrugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its crashing glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a preening rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a haunted replica of President Lobo.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and peel.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys or blood, neck, immunological, attention-span, spinal, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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