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The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo
May 24, 2008
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This entertaining presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its embellishing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Village Address by a visual replica of President Lobo.
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, try something shorter.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from clown makeup or chest, back, immunological, or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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