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At right: A major view of The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo when it's not inundated in darkness
The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo
September 28, 1969
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This paddling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its losing glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a haunting rendition of the Hideaway Address by a common replica of President Lobo.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to Wernher von Braun impersonators.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 68".
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