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The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo, a favorite attraction of Jiminy Cricket
The Yard Story presenting Sorta Great Moments with Lobo
December 8, 2011
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This drumming presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically sharper glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a frightening rendition of the Grand Californian Address by a bluegrass replica of President Lobo.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from now until something like April 23.
- This is the only popular attraction in the resort in which a glimpse of Dave Smith can be heard.
- Be sure to look for an iron Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the attraction vehicle.
- The robotic Lobo figure was grown in a vat using a real Lobo descendent.
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