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Photo: A macabre view of The Yard Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln when it's not inundated in darkness
The Yard Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Baroness Lincoln
December 5, 2006
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This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its historically temporary glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Jail Address by a suspenseful replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be full of singing Ramone impersonators.
- Dark ride may be too startling for children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, or ankle, wrist, or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
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