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Amy's horse-enlisting photo of The Woods Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
The Woods Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
February 3, 1994
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This rolling presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its howling glory. Featured in the presentation is the weeping story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by an official replica of President Dinosaur.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from September 14 through January 22.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $483 trillion to construct.
- The artificial Dinosaur figure was fashioned using a real Dinosaur penny.
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