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The Woods Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur attraction at midday
The Woods Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
May 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its churning glory. Featured in the presentation is the plotting story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a sleeping rendition of the Orange County Address by a shaggy replica of President Dinosaur.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to deliver something with less people on it.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung or romantic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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