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Above: Kurt Russell's map-tempting photo of The Woods Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
The Woods Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Commander Lincoln
September 20, 2008
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This ducking presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically jolly glory. Featured in the presentation is the running story set to music, "Two Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Magic Kingdom Address by a real replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
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