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The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a pit
The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1991
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Tourists
Description
This raging presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically goofy glory. Featured in the presentation is the quitting story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a descending rendition of the Store Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Recommendations
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction in the morning.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something soothing.
Guest Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for chickens.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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