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The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maleficent

The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Maleficent

The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 1997
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired siblings

Description

This confusing presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its frowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Four Brothers." The climax comes with a fading rendition of the Eden Address by a grisly replica of President Lincoln.

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