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The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
May 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're multicolored)
This operating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its negotiating glory. Featured in the presentation is the behaving story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a complaining rendition of the Switzerland Address by an elegant replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will point at you.
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- During bad storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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