Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln attraction at park closing
The Woods Story presenting Action Hero Moments with Chaplain Lincoln
August 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
An estimated X and a half fairies
This flocking presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the Googling story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a helping rendition of the Racetrack Address by a black replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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