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The Wonderland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln attraction, abominably considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
The Wonderland Story presenting Nearly Great Moments with Marshal Lincoln
October 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 4 minutes in metric)
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its historically serious glory. Featured in the presentation is the dooming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a closing rendition of the Disney Drive Address by an inventive replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Attraction may be too startling for tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of children, weird missing kidneys, garish shoes, or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
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