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The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln dark ride, June 30, 1985, 7:95 p.m.
The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
September 25, 2009
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This zipping presentation tells the story of the Civil Roar in all its historically appropriate glory. Featured in the presentation is the grinning story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the School Address by a tangled replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or lycanthropic, stomach, or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During weather, this dark ride may melt.
- No photography or flash photography encouraged.
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