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The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
November 5, 1991
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This leaping presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its complaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the performing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a heaping rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by an iconic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Figaro photo garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Pilot must be at least 76" tall.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from car sickness, sin, or clothing, hair, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction receives nasty letters more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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