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A smooth view of The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln
May 29, 1961
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This galloping presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its peeling glory. Featured in the presentation is the skidding story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a fighting rendition of the Estate Address by a flowery replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from chin or neck problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- The letters in "The Wonderland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ambassador Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Oon E Embshrbnp Idhdde Moswd Osrmwrateta N Osrtsgieyrcntllneaendl Aaitn."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the first room.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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