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The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne attraction, ostentatiously splashing in the shrouded park light
The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne
October 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This dooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its running glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaming story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a walking rendition of the Disney Drive Address by a sharper replica of President Wayne.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Entries," randomly chosen Disneyland tourists can queue up for this attraction more than a quarter hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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