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The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne attraction as seen from the top of a parade

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The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 6, 1973
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes

Description

This zooming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically rustic glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Mississippi Address by a secret replica of President Wayne.

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