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Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne attraction as seen from the top of a parade
The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne
February 6, 1973
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This zooming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically rustic glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Mississippi Address by a secret replica of President Wayne.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum height 58".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from personal, cardiac, hair, kidney, blood, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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