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A primeval view of The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne when it's covered in fog
The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne
May 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
This raging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the depressing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a dazzling rendition of the Waterfall Address by a distant replica of President Wayne.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland executives are able to queue up for this attraction for a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and heavily bearded).
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- In 1974, this attraction was rethemed to add additional artwork that could be seen as not politically correct.
- The freakishly realistic Wayne figure was fashioned using a real Wayne fingerprint.
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