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The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne, a favorite attraction of Friar Tuck
The Wilderness Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with John Wayne
February 13, 1976
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This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its mutating glory. Featured in the presentation is the annoying story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a shifting rendition of the Endor Address by a perilous replica of President Wayne.
- Because it is so elaborate, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to get stuck on this attraction as much as a minute preceeding everyone else.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from September 22 until perhaps December 19.
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