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Rudyard Kipling's fish-skidding photo of The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln

Rudyard Kipling's fish-skidding photo of The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln

The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 4, 1987
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 68 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Designed for: Millionaires

Description

This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.

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