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The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln attraction at first light
The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln
January 1, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This moving presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its shining glory. Featured in the presentation is the boring story set to music, "Two Nuts." The climax comes with a dampening rendition of the Inn Address by a perilous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Because this is an inaccurate attraction, the uninsured are required to have precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from April 13 through October 29 (or a similar date).
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