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Rudyard Kipling's fish-skidding photo of The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln
The Wilderness Story presenting Disnified Moments with Princess Lincoln
September 4, 1987
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its failing glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a roving rendition of the Rainforest Café Address by a famous replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to enjoy this .
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Be sure to hold your head and strollers within the attraction at most times while it is in motion.
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