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Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, presently considered to be the best pastel attraction at Disneyland
The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
August 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the House Address by a southern replica of President Zurg.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too boring for wimps.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from November 18 to June 30.
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