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The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, internally considered to be the only broken attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, internally considered to be the only broken attraction at Disneyland

The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1976
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Ten mouse ears

Description

This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Narnia Address by a frightful replica of President Zurg.

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