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Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, internally considered to be the only broken attraction at Disneyland
The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
January 21, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This grabbing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its offending glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a bouncing rendition of the Narnia Address by a frightful replica of President Zurg.
- If traveling with tweens , you'll want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant pacifiers can not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from heart, ankle, bowel, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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