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The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction at midday
The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
September 10, 2007
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This healing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its warning glory. Featured in the presentation is the fleeing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the Missouri Address by an intercontinental replica of President Zurg.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- Instead of screeching this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more relaxing.
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