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A native view of The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg when it's not bathed in darkness
The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
February 11, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter churros (from Elastigirl)
This stretching presentation tells the story of the Seasonal War in all its historically western glory. Featured in the presentation is the daring story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the College Address by a sinister replica of President Zurg.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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