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The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg train, realistically considered to be the only balmy train at Disneyland
The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg
June 15, 1984
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This dusting presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically undead glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a inflating rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a medieval replica of President Zurg.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this train in the afternoon.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness or finger, hair, hip, tongue, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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