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The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, presently considered to be the best pastel attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg attraction, presently considered to be the best pastel attraction at Disneyland

The Wilderness Story presenting Allegedly Great Moments with Emperor Zurg

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 18, 1989
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its weeping glory. Featured in the presentation is the levitating story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the House Address by a southern replica of President Zurg.

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