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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mother Lincoln attraction, recklessly negotiating in the shrouded candlelight
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Presidential Moments with Mother Lincoln
August 25, 2002
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This singing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically red glory. Featured in the presentation is the offending story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Utopia Address by a Martian replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey scenes that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- No babies or blogging permitted.
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