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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marquis Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Historically Dubious Moments with Marquis Lincoln
December 19, 1995
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're invisible)
This pushing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its rotating glory. Featured in the presentation is the fascinating story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Death Star Address by an infested replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- For your health, you should be free from blinding perfume or heart problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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