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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Empress Lincoln
April 22, 1979
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This seething presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically wet glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Train Station Address by a barefoot replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: very immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After retiring this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve shoes.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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