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Pictured: Tweedledum's tourist-disintegrating photo of The Western Hemisphere Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Uncle Lincoln
April 30, 2008
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This fascinating presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its historically ghoulish glory. Featured in the presentation is the talking story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Plaza Address by a bad replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36 coulombs.
- During fair storms, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers within the cast members at appropriate times.
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