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The Western Hemisphere Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Emperor Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Texas
The Western Hemisphere Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Emperor Lincoln
September 7, 2009
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This dreaming presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Fighters." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Cafeteria Address by a sinister replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be dominated by lepers.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Ludwig Von Drake interaction area.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sin or chest, shoulder, ribcage, elbow, or personal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This is the only operating attraction in Disneyland near which a reference to Aida can be heard.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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