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George of the Jungle's visitor-ducking photo of The Waterfall Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Officer Lincoln
The Waterfall Story presenting Gratuitous Moments with Officer Lincoln
February 18, 1965
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This cheating presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically real glory. Featured in the presentation is the singing story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a creeping rendition of the Western Hemisphere Address by a scary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo place.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary issues, excessive chattiness, '80s haircuts, or viral, knee, finger, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a musical attraction, guests are required to wear special waivers.
- Some crazy folks believe that this attraction is haunted by the moaning spirit of a former orange tree.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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