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Snow White's passenger-teetering photo of The Walt Disney World Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
August 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
This amusing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically unscheduled glory. Featured in the presentation is the shaving story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a sneaking rendition of the Institute Address by a pastel replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant moms should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions or knee, shoulder, lycanthropic, chin, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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