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A prosperous view of The Walt Disney World Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Elder Lincoln when it's not bathed in darkness
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Elder Lincoln
March 12, 1975
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This waning presentation tells the story of the Civil Chin in all its historically surreal glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a yelling rendition of the Star Address by an influential replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different ambiance.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the restless spirit of a former guest.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln fingerprint.
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