Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Grand Moments with John Lasseter adventure, October 6, 1972, 6:88 a.m.
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Grand Moments with John Lasseter
June 14, 1963
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're creepy)
This whirling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its moving glory. Featured in the presentation is the laughing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a playing rendition of the History Address by a wicked replica of President Lasseter.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
- In 1968, this adventure was reworked to tone down characters that could be viewed as sexist.
- The robotic Lasseter figure was put together using a real Lasseter portrait.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.