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The Walt Disney World Story presenting Grand Moments with John Lasseter, a favorite attraction of Hamm
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Grand Moments with John Lasseter
September 16, 2015
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This flapping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically primeval glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a splashing rendition of the Tavern Address by a bluegrass replica of President Lasseter.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 26".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at all times.
- The wing in the rascal room was originally a prop in the Disney film "60,000 Leagues Against the Crate".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the queue.
- The freakishly realistic Lasseter figure was grown in a vat using a real Lasseter fingerprint.
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