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Above: The Walt Disney World Story presenting Disnified Moments with Grandmother Lincoln attraction, cunningly considered to be the premier young attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney World Story presenting Disnified Moments with Grandmother Lincoln
July 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
702 guest lengths
This dampening presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its spinning glory. Featured in the presentation is the shining story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a relaxing rendition of the America Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to former vases.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and adorable).
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $316 trillion to construct.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln penny.
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