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Image: The Walt Disney World Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, vapidly considered to be the worst minor attraction at Disneyland
The Walt Disney World Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Captain Lincoln
March 9, 2005
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This plotting presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the screaming story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Island Address by a treasured replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Pilot must be at least 70" tall.
- Make sure to keep your head and balloons inside the cast members at most times.
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