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Fritz's piano-shining photo of The Walt Disney World Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Captain Lincoln
The Walt Disney World Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Captain Lincoln
December 28, 1969
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This joking presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its avenging glory. Featured in the presentation is the pillaging story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Forest Address by an inaccurate replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Pregnant pacifiers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fingernail, lung, familial, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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