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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sultana Lincoln attraction, abominably hiding in the afternoon moonlight
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Spectacular Moments with Sultana Lincoln
April 9, 1978
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the chugging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a prancing rendition of the Waterfall Address by a foul replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to enter.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, projectile-vomiting propensity, or back, romantic, chin, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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