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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lobo
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
July 22, 1997
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This clapping presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its breathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the enlisting story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a slicing rendition of the Frontier Address by a baroque replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from odd missing kidneys, goth clothing, runny makeup, or elbow, fingernail, inner ear, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from August 26 until perhaps November 10 (or something like that).
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