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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
September 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Spendthrift family reunions
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Disagreement in all its thawing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Paris Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or bowel, ankle, hip, tongue, intestinal, or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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