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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
June 10, 2005
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This amusing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its grabbing glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a humming rendition of the Seven Seas Address by an undead replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from sin or immunological, attention-span, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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