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Pictured: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln attraction at dusk
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
December 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
This attacking presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its living glory. Featured in the presentation is the waning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a hula-ing rendition of the Mountain Address by a picturesque replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or social, chest, romantic, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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