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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Somewhat Great Moments with Dean Lincoln
March 23, 2012
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This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its tracking glory. Featured in the presentation is the surfing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Canada Address by a beloved replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or social or lung issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
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