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The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alice attraction at park closing
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Slightly Great Moments with Alice
June 30, 2006
Avg. queue length:
489 Disney units
This swinging presentation tells the story of the Civic War in all its dying glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a crooning rendition of the Terabithia Address by a supernatural replica of President Alice.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
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