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Pictured: The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Nikita Khrushchev, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
The Walt Disney Land Story presenting Robotically Great Moments with Nikita Khrushchev
February 13, 2004
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its moving glory. Featured in the presentation is the changing story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a harassing rendition of the Inn Address by a blank replica of President Khrushchev.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters may pick on people near you.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to savor something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
- Minimum height 24".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park on which a reference to Mary Blair can be seen.
- The freakishly realistic Khrushchev figure was created using a real Khrushchev DNA sample.
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